Thursday, April 16, 2009

Obama, And Chavez Shake Hands

Obama shook hands with Venezuela's Hugo Chavez on Friday at the opening of the Summit of the Americas being held this weekend in Trinidad and Tobago.Photos released by the Venezuelan government show Obama clasping Chavez's hand and smiling broadly, and Venezuela quoted Chavez as saying, "I'd like to be your friend"

Does this remind you of when Dracula said "I want to suck your blood"?

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The Tea Parties

The Tea Protests are true grass roots… The Republican Party can play a role-or- become obsolete. It’s their choice. When there is no difference between a big Govt-Big Spending Democrat or Big Govt-Big sending Republican-America votes for the Democrats… That should have been a BIG -DUH-! moment in some Republican circles…but they seem to not understand…

America does not need an elite-anything- to tell us what to think, what to say or how to vote… we all know when Nov 5, 2010 comes…and we are wondering -IF- there will be new choices or the same old faces… If it’s the same old faces-then we’ll have some new ones in 2012

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Obama the America Hater

Didn’t people know that Obama hated America when he was running for President? Gee, I did. I assumed that he won that big victory because most Americans wanted him to go and apologize to the world for the Bush years.

Note to Jeanane Garafolo–voting for a guy because he’s black is just as racist as protesting a guy because he’s black. Stereotyping an Alaskan woman governor is just as bad as stereotyping a tea-party attendee. Just so you know.

Imagine a president of the United States, within his first hundred days, revealing secrets that help terrorists kill. The secret memos on enhanced interrogation, now made public, do exactly that. We are told by President Obama's senior adviser David Axelrod that the president agonized for four weeks over the "weighty decision" to make public memoranda detailing the specifics of the CIA's tough interrogation of high-value terrorist detainees such as 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammad.
No one can convince Obama loves this nation. He and wife have milked it for all they can get and are hypocrites and with racist attitudes. What has either given to this nation prior to their present position? Obama will decimate our abilities to win versus the Islamic jihad because he is an Islamic sympathizer or worse.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

What is up with this administration?

“Napolitano is more interested in going after smugglers than illegal immigrants.

“To me,” she said, “the smart way to enforce the immigration law in terms of the workplace is to aim at that part of the illegal labor market as opposed to just collecting stats on how many workers we’ve picked up.””

If I was a betting man, I’d wager that Napolitano is the first Cabinet-level stooge from the Alleged Hawaiian’s administration to be forced to resign.

Between making up the “Obama’s Enemies List” and not enforcing Immigration Laws, she’s put her boobs into the clothes-wringer remarkably quickly.

Unda da bus, Janet!

Friday, March 20, 2009

The Pirates And Us

I think the pirates shoud have their own reality shows, “The Pirate Bachelor”, “Pirate or Golddigger?”, “Survivor: Pirates at Sea”, and “For the love of Pegleg”. They also need their own networks, “PNN: Pirates News Network” or “Foxy Pirate News: fair and balanced”, so they no longer have to be a victim of biased reporting. And I am outraged, outraged that Bill O’Reilly has not given equal time to the current superstars of the sea, oh the ones that are still living. Those darned SEALS, being all good at their jobs and everything, there goes the pirates’ self esteem. Again.

When I go to work today, I am going to ask why pirates are not a larger part of our diversity effort. With this clear oversight I am left to wonder, will our program every be truly successful? We have aimed too low, something the SEALS did not.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

The Left Blames America for Piracy.

I’m going to church tonight to ask for forgiveness for our sins and mine especially in regard to having mistreated these poor Somalis. For those who want to join me, we will start with a MIa Copa , followed by a few Hail Maries, followed by a few Avenu Malkainus. You notice that this service is all encompassing an any denomination is welcome to join in. The service will be followed by a five minute fast after which you are encouraged to drink a beverage of your choice.

I am open to other suggestions as how to celebrate our depravity in our universal treatment of our Somali brothers. Somebody has already suggested having a piss-in; however, I can’t go into the details of it because I would get censored……again……